Reverse Meme

OK people, here's your chance!

I'm sick of all these entries where people are complimenting each other - for a start I'm too scared of appearing like I'm fishing for compliments (which is exactly what I would be doing) and although I'm possibly the most immodest and vain people on the planet I hate to look like I'm asking for praise.

Soooo...

Everybody be honest, and post something NEGATIVE about me. Say what you don't like about me. What you'd change. What I've done to annoy you.
Don't worry about hurting my feelings, I have none. I see it as an exercise in personal growth.

So then. Off you go. *Braces Self*