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Well, I've been a little sparse in my entries to LJ recently, mainly because there hasn't really been much to talk about. I like to hope however that the rarity of my posts means that people are champing at the bit for the next exciting installment, much in the manner of the serialised published novel, a style made famous by the esteemed author Charles Dickens.

Or maybe you're just relieved that you don't have to endure this shit every day.

Like I said, there has been little of import to report recently, although I have decided to begin exercising a bit more regularly, as well as the football, in an attempt to lose a bit of weight and to tone myself up a little. Does anyone fancy joining me in a spot of jogging? I jog around my local park normally, which is rather boring especially when alone, so if anyone fancies jogging with me, I normally do a couple of miles, and will start doing it two or three times a week.

Or on the other hand you could just come round and eat all of my food to stop me having Penguin binges at 2am.