Oh. My. God.

See this user pic? This is a representation of what I would look like if someone hit me on the top of the head with a fire axe.

See my hangover? It's a representation of what I would feel if someone hit me on the top of the head with a fire axe.

What started off as an innocuous birthday drink for a friend ended up a little more rowdy than that. I remember being mildly surprised when i realised that I was on my 9th drink, and they had all been completely different. Sambuca, WKD, Newky Brown, Fosters, Pernod, Jack Daniels, they were all included in this experiment in masochism.

We ended up going to Wake Up Screaming, where we there was much moshing, and my companions caused much confusion. It's odd, they look so normal, but they geniuinely are all into the music.

I also had to sort ou several interesting situations, most amusing being when temlekin decided that he wanted fiona_kitty to touch him. I don't really understand the reasoning, but I intervened once F seemed sufficiently terrified.

There was a walk home, and a kebab van. Apart from that it's all a bit vague. I also remember ripping my shirt off at one point.

Never.

Drinking.

Again.