Avenged Sevenfold have just cancelled their tour, for which I had tickets for the Brixton Academy gig. It went a little like this (In two different galaxies, far far away, and a long, long time apart):
c0rvu5r3x: Hello Rich!
Emperor Palpatine: Lord Vader?
deValmont: Hi Mike!
Darth Vader: Yes, My master.
c0rvu5r3x: Bad news, I'm afraid.
Emperor Palpatine: Riiiiise!
deValmont: Oh really, what's that?
Darth Vader: Where is Padme? Is she... alright?
c0rvu5r3x: Avenged Sevenfold have just cancelled their world tour, for which we had tickets for the Brixton Academy gig and we were going to get royally fucked up on JD and Jager and be truly metal.
Emperor Palpatine: I'm afraid that in your anger, you killed her.
deValmont and Darth Vader: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It went exactly like that, I swear.
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Emperor Palpatine: Lord Vader?
deValmont: Hi Mike!
Darth Vader: Yes, My master.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Emperor Palpatine: Riiiiise!
deValmont: Oh really, what's that?
Darth Vader: Where is Padme? Is she... alright?
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Emperor Palpatine: I'm afraid that in your anger, you killed her.
deValmont and Darth Vader: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It went exactly like that, I swear.